Darkestville Castle - Demo(n) Version
PlayStation 4
Darkestville Castle - Demo(n) Version
PlayStation 4
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Release: | July 30, 2020 |
Players: | 1 |
Genre: | Puzzle Unique Adventure |
Manufacturer: | ESDigital Games LTD |
Dear Potential servant of chaos,
Being evil isn’t always easy… But boy it is so much more fun than being a good guy!
Having someone witty like you on my team could be useful during these not so dark times.
Everything in Darkestville was fine and dandy: I was tormenting the town people, the town people were being tormented… It was a fair deal! Who could complain? Not me, that’s for sure!
…until that moron, Dan Teapot, hired a group of professional demon hunters to banish me! I don’t even know why he has a grudge against me. Maybe I burnt his house a couple of times, but I only did it because it was hilarious!
Anyway.
Help me in this adventure to best my foes and let’s make evil reign Darkestville once more!
Also by purchasing this game you are helping a noble cause, part of your money will be used to enslave mankind… I mean… to clean the seas from pollution, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this planet and other kind of noble sounding lies.
Sincerely Evil,
Cid
P.S. So you’re trembling with fear already, aren’t you? That’s the spirit! Because this game is not only TERRIBLY interesting but also TERRIBLY funny! If you ever enjoyed Tim Schafer’s classic adventure games and are fond of the Time Burton’s black humor, we’re about to go along with you as these two Tims are my bros.
Sure I wouldn’t be Cid if I didn’t add a couple of dozens of the cunning puzzles so don’t you wait a cakewalk. They say it takes seven hours to complete this game… Well let’s see if you can do it! I trust you can though – my incredible charm and fascinating sense of style are more than enough to overcome any challenge!
P.P.S. While you were reading this, someone just rang the doorbell of my castle and left a box with an “INDIE PRIZE - Best Game Narrative” tag on it. Well… just another acknowledgment of my incomparable awesomeness!
Being evil isn’t always easy… But boy it is so much more fun than being a good guy!
Having someone witty like you on my team could be useful during these not so dark times.
Everything in Darkestville was fine and dandy: I was tormenting the town people, the town people were being tormented… It was a fair deal! Who could complain? Not me, that’s for sure!
…until that moron, Dan Teapot, hired a group of professional demon hunters to banish me! I don’t even know why he has a grudge against me. Maybe I burnt his house a couple of times, but I only did it because it was hilarious!
Anyway.
Help me in this adventure to best my foes and let’s make evil reign Darkestville once more!
Also by purchasing this game you are helping a noble cause, part of your money will be used to enslave mankind… I mean… to clean the seas from pollution, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this planet and other kind of noble sounding lies.
Sincerely Evil,
Cid
P.S. So you’re trembling with fear already, aren’t you? That’s the spirit! Because this game is not only TERRIBLY interesting but also TERRIBLY funny! If you ever enjoyed Tim Schafer’s classic adventure games and are fond of the Time Burton’s black humor, we’re about to go along with you as these two Tims are my bros.
Sure I wouldn’t be Cid if I didn’t add a couple of dozens of the cunning puzzles so don’t you wait a cakewalk. They say it takes seven hours to complete this game… Well let’s see if you can do it! I trust you can though – my incredible charm and fascinating sense of style are more than enough to overcome any challenge!
P.P.S. While you were reading this, someone just rang the doorbell of my castle and left a box with an “INDIE PRIZE - Best Game Narrative” tag on it. Well… just another acknowledgment of my incomparable awesomeness!
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Darkestville Demon
Keep the key to the castle.
Secrets fan
There’s nothing behind the picture.
147 times
So it’s all about Dan again and again and again...
Repair guy
You've got talent for that.
Old habits
Trash is important… most of the times.
Sid’s personal friends club
Darkestville is a city of communication.
Death is fun
Who were these fellows?
Lullaby for Walrus
You mom always said, that you shouldn’t drink something you’re not confident about.
Big Pie Raptor
I swear, I saw it!
There's Something About Dan
It seems I didn’t’ know much about Dan. He’s such a nice guy!
Pickupartist
He-he-he… he-he-he
Hell gate Keymaster
Important thing is not to be eaten by chest.
Freedom!
As I said, you’ve got a talent.
Gismo!
Do you remember, what water and gremlins have in common?
Nam Flashbacks
Do you still trust vegans?
Demonologist
Grave New World.
Know your rights
Such a politically correct lycanthrope.
Bureaucrat
Are you serious? What a bore?
Language barrier
Bzzz? Bzzzzh!
Honorary Biologist
What's the difference between mushrooms and buttercups?
Cheater
Presto! Why did I not think of this before?
Wimp
Confused, aren’t you? Well, you should be.
Who’s there?
Wall? What wall?
Imagination
It might have no wheels, still it’s a motorcycle.
EL CAFE DE LA MUERTO!
(an awesome jingle plays here)
Medic! Medic!
You didn't want to but you had to.
Strike
Why didn’t I join the Demon Trade Union?
Thank you for your call
The real Hell is tech support.
ACCESS DENIED
You’re not that much of a hacker.
Terror of the Hell
You found you Kindred Spirit.
Survivalist
At least we’ve found a coupon inside.
Huckster
I did say you’ve got a talent, didn’t I?
Connoisseur of drinks
It’s pretty hard to say no to alcohol.
Handyman
We don’t burn bridges – we build them!
Burglar
I didn’t know it’s there.
Bookworm
You’re not just a Biologist now.
Hi there!
This ghost is vaguely familiar to you.
Family ties
I guess, I’m starting to put all this together (actually no).
Catch me if you can
It’s useless, Vigo, useless!